Posts That Make You Nod Ur Head Slowly

i have boobs like sydney sweeney and im not a registered republican. but no one cares

the year was Two Thousand and twenty-five. I took a puff of my Electronic-Cigarette, inhaling the vapours. my mobile terminal buzzed in my pocket, a flat slab of microchips and glossy touchscreen. I ignored it....... probably another Electronic-Mail

Literally what did olivia laing say about loneliness leading to more loneliness. Loneliness being so repulsive that people sense it from you and stay away. Crazy crazy

de una forma una mini pimer es como una cinturonga …

the thing is you are going to get older and you are going to die. you don't have unlimited time on earth. you have to spend all your time on your phone now

i am a lover. but underneath that i'm a hater. and then underneath that i'm a lover again

the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

There is an incredible episode of stuff you should know about this!!!

thinking about the swiftie who got arrested for dodging the idf draft, that shit was so fucking funny good for her, the one good swiftie

hey sorry about your boyfriend. yeah the history books forgot about him. and the bible didn’t mention him. not even once.