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She could also just leave her man.
Still makes you a homewrecker, which I imagine you don't actually care about either. God, why is your family the way that it is?
Harsh words. Maybe she's actually a lesbian and I'll be saving her. Your guess is as good as mine.
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Ruining all my hopes and dreams.
I ain't never been fond of cheaters cos that is usually the least horrific thing 'bout them.
Well I can assure I'm sweet as sugar. I've never cheated on anyone though, only been a side piece.
Yeah... can't particularly say I'm surprised or that I can help you on that one. How have you been, though?
Been living the dream. Upgraded from a shoebox to a two-bedroom apartment so I have my sleeping bed and my studio bed.
So you want to break up a relationship? I’ve had crushes on people who were in relationships but instead of breaking it up, I listen to Taylor Swift and Olivia Rodrigo and write poetry about it. You should try that. I’ve been cheated on and it sucks.
I don't want anything serious, it'd just be fun to mess around with her for a little bit. But the birdies at Pacific are singing a tune that tells me I should keep it in my pants.
I'm all for ethical polyamory but there ain't anythin' ethical about anythin' you just said and I hope if whoever she is sees this, she runs.
Ruining all my hopes and dreams.
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So I best not be seeing you in my office too often.
Interesting, and something I shall keep in mind.
No, um... I don't want to misgender you, so I won't say sir or ma'am.
I always am when it comes to cheaters.
She could also just leave her man.
Clearly. Though, do be careful, infidelity is not take particularly lightly by most.
I can see that. Haven't gotten a very warm reception.
So...did you say this to her, or is this a situation where you got home and realized what you should've said to her and then decided to say it here instead?
The second one.
I mean I wasn't fishing for a compliment I was just trying to flirt, but okay sure.
Compliments are my way of flirting.
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I love you, but why do you do the things that you do?
Because I think more with my girl than I do with my actual brain sometimes.
What the ever loving fuck is wrong with you as a human being?
Well someone's bitey today.
I don't wish to have to file a report saying you're a danger to yourself.
What kind of place is it? The name suggests club of some kind, which isn't my vibe.
Neither of us want that, no.
Not a club, it's an ice cream shoppe. All handmade. They also sell water ice.
I hate to be the one saying it, but do you think she doesn't care about the ring on her finger? She probably loves her husband. Why you trying to break up a marriage?
I mean, she doesn't have to leave her man. We can just mess around for a little bit.
Never have I wanted to be a curly haired angel at Chipotle more in my life. Hi, I'm Dani, and I think you are a pretty girl.
Oh sweetie, you are just perfect the way you are. Don't go changing yourself. You are very pretty as well.
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Quick and dirty for those who don't know:
Name's Andy Pierce. Call me Andrea and I'm going to assume you want a fight and will throw hands. You can call me Drea if Andy is weird for you or something. If you call me mama you better be 2. I'm 31, my pronouns are they/them, I'm an RN and will be working at PSU come the start of the fall semester. Which means if you are accident prone we will be seeing each other often. Be prepared to see my "I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed" face. If you prefer holistic methods, I can provide them when reasonable, just let me know.
Now, with the boring shit out of the way, I need suggestions. Good place to get a drink, someplace reasonable to do karaoke, and the best place to get ice cream that isn't your typical chain place. Bonus points if they sell butter pecan.
Well hello there, sweet thing. I'll try not to get into accidents on purpose.
There's this place just outside of LA called Chunks of Love. Always adored it, highly recommend.
A girl can have dreams. I've hit on plenty of married women, even have some on my payroll.
I don't even want to know what having married women on your payroll means.
I'll spare you the details.
