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JAKE: i'll see you soon and we'll talk

JAKE: wow look at that, it's Maya's bed time and i gotta go read her a story JAKE: we haven't talked about us since that whole fight in hell, so we should do that, but not in texts

BREE: fine

JAKE: Bree... JAKE: i'm not about to go back and forth with you JAKE: either you're coming or you're not, simple as that

JAKE: are you coming or not?

BREE: do you actually want me to go with you?

JAKE: you can obviously come too

BREE: I would hate to cramp your style on your special Houston trip

JAKE: hmm, okay JAKE: i mean i want that too but that's obvious JAKE: i haven't mentioned it cause there's not one here, and since i'm not going back to Bama any time soon, i need an alternative and that's Houston JAKE: duh

BREE: do you want me to go with you or is this a no non girlfriend trip?

JAKE: it just does JAKE: no. are you?

JAKE: yes? JAKE: what's with the interrogation, Detective Benson?

JAKE: people i know?

BREE: people you know in Houston?

JAKE: disrespectful JAKE: i want to go to one of the Houston locations. i heard those are the best ones.

BREE: heard from who?

JAKE: good luck with that JAKE: i want some Pappadeaux

BREE: I had to Google that. you want to go to a seafood restaurant chain?

JAKE: same thing JAKE: but okay, if you wanna do this then i guess i'm in JAKE: don't play with me

JAKE: weren't you in a whole ass fake relationship to appeal to your fans? JAKE: i better get rewarded for this too

JAKE: i didn't say that, but you're the one with the social media brand so i just didn't think you'd ever be ready for that JAKE: of course you do JAKE: fine

JAKE: ...oh? you really wanna do that? JAKE: but why does it matter if i do it or she does it? you're gonna get an answer either way

JAKE: fine JAKE: festive pictures? like that cheesy shit couples do outside with fall leaves and shit? that is some palm colored behavior JAKE: you know you can text Maya and just have her tell you this stuff, right? she probably already knows the answers

JAKE: i mean neither, but i don't need some flashy, expensive jewelry JAKE: exactly JAKE: we have to match? then you're picking out my fit and yours. thanks, babe JAKE: i'll sneak and find out later, then i'll let you know JAKE: i'm just bringing myself so you could too, or just bring dessert. i think Puck and his mom are covering everything else