Ariana

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

friendly reminder that the age of technology is coming to an end and a new age of blood magic and dark rituals will take its place

you know the wizards council will use this to expand the surveillance kingdom and erode nonhuman rights

👏dragon 👏blood 👏can’t 👏erode 👏mythril 👏beams

everyone else is funnier than me I quit

april will be a good month [staring into the sink mirror eyebags prominent the most upset person youve ever seen]

pet play but it's you putting me down

you’re not evil girl you’re just lonely and no one has cared for you in a while and its making you crazy can you go get a fucking chai latte or something

on july 12th 2004 the statue of liberty reached down & picked up 1 guy & ate him. not very many people saw this happen & no one got any pictures of it. the eyewitness accounts never traveled very far or got any attention on the internet or anything

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

anyway. booping you until you fall in love with me