gentle repose

idgaf what college those girls went to get your damn shoes off the bed!!

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nothing wrong with me

fucked up in the club shrugging off massive amounts of damage

rose tyler hated her shitty job, wore £1 mascara, charity shop sweatpants, boxed hair bleach, couldn't keep her room clean, hated rich people, was called a slag by the queen, constantly chat shit about her mum, slapped a guy that made her mum cry, astonished herself when she could do maths, 19 year old runaway, and the most beautiful woman on my tv 2005 - 2006

so this fuckin samurai cut me in half a while ago but its like a really long delay so im still just going around doin my thing knowing that i might explode in a shower of blood at any moment

when your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..

the other day I said "you're studying abroad??? what's her name??" and felt all the moisture in the room get violently sucked out of the air

everyones got that homie who, within the depths of the dungeon, found a cruel facsimile of that which he desired most, and was corrupted absolutely

hey girl. is that a firework in your pants or is your pengis explode

i would have played pretend on the playground with all of u btw

*explaining kitchen appliances to my pet medieval knights* The microwave, or Micheal the Wavious, and metal fork, or Sir Silver Prong, are sworn enemies and can never cross paths lest their meeting spell destruction for all.