Like I just knooooow people are tired of them. Everyone knows without being told that they are having freak sex CONSTANTLY and that they are so in love about it. Like how does it feel to be together for twelve years married for one and you are STILL knocking the walls down every night. Everyone said it HAS to stop at some point and they are WRONG. Second season on the Cens Shane is still coming in routinely with bite marks on the BACK OF HIS SHOULDER and there is only one mathematical explanation for how they got there. Like ohhhh my name is Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov and the only thing I do is win Stanley Cups and have hot freaky athletic people sex with a man who would kill and die for me and I make MILLIONS OF MONEYS while doing it. I know people hate them.

I think the reason charlos cleared all other teammate pairings with sponcon corporate yaoi is that they were willing to acknowledge the Secret to themselves (the secret being that the team is yaoifarming with these videos) and have it be an inside joke between them, thus forming one united little team who were In On It. The next reason is that they tricked themselves into truly caring who wins the challenges. And the final boss reason is that they actually did want to fuck each other.