im arfunkling it

I mean It’s not like an IDEAL scenario or anything, but I do think a murder/suicide could be romantic. if done right.

the cursed blade compels you to grind against it between your legs

can i drool on it through ur underwear yes or no

I have no funny and i must post

a long distance friend is kind of a dead wife in a way

parasocialism is bad Unless its with me. i love you. yes You. Specifically

I pawned your chastity key for drug money sorry

You all are the coolest people I vaguely know

who is your best friend if not your parents biggest hater

going to bed early is a scam cuz im always still tired in the morning

Playing with friends might as well be drugs

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

they hate me for my giant breasts my unread book collection and my delightful white boy swag

Puppy’s gonna get drunk instead of offing himself everybody say good boy