Me.

literally my dad

#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals

They're taking the fake tits to Isengard

best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term "rotating it in my mind". it's really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can't tell what the thoughts are exactly. it's revolutionary stuff, i might even say

The tumblr blorbo in the blorbo tumbler.

Starting my speech at the Omelas city council with a child acknowledgement statement

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

this made me laugh so much more than it should have

Wickedpedia

YOU CAN'T WEAPONIZE THAT PHOTO!!!!

not to be a debbie downer but if you buy cosmetic surgery for your dog you are going to super-hell

the rubber duck

“when i say it out loud i realize where the stupid was”

They don’t even have porn!!!!!!!!!!

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

The difference is that a fetish is bound to the floor while a kink is suspended from the ceiling