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wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

#i have almost exclusively worn Merrell jungle mocs since I was 9 years old #just got a new pair yesterday because mine were quite literally falling apart and worn through f #theyre good shoes!! i have such bad sensory issues with my feet when i find socks or shoes that dont make me feel like im dying #i stick with them as long as i can #target discontinued the socks I like and i cant find them anywhere else and im devistated bc i have maybe. four pairs on not-holey socks

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anonpolls

A strange genie appears and has an offer for you. You’ll be cured of all, you’ll have a stable job you’re happy with, and you’ll basically just live the best life you can imagine. However, there’s a catch—you’ll have to relive one specific grade level from middle or high school (the genie is American).

Which would you pick?

6th grade

7th grade

8th grade

9th/freshman year

10th/sophomore year

11th/junior year

12th/senior year

decline the magician’s offer

none, i am the magician

answers to the magician

Remaining time: 4 days 13 hours

Thanks, Anon!

-submit your poll!-

#also 6th was mostly chill. i feel like it would be cheating to say 12th grade because I didn’t do 12th grade I graduated my junior year .#but also that following year was Evil also so. no thank you

tooies

the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

tooies

the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

tooies

the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

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the-quasar-hero

I yet have to see any proof that this so-called “sex” is real and does in fact exist in our world to any tangible degree; and yet the stork exists and we can clearly observe it.

barely-an-artist

Sex was invented by big trojan to sell more condoms

the-quasar-hero

And here I thought big Trojan was just a wooden horse

goetic-justice

The name's Loudly. Meows Loudly. And you're not gonna believe what I have to say next.

aletheyass

washing machine time to human time converter online

fidelcostco

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

fidelcostco

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

fidelcostco

oh this is my post

apolladay

Have you ever gone to an concert/movie alone*?

yes

no

Voting ended onMay 27

* as in you spent the entire time alone and you didn't go there alone with plans to meet up with someone.

#most concerts ive been to i went to along #alone*#or like one was . a friend didnt want to go so i met up with her friend and went but he was Weird so i ditched him immediately #and when i was a teen i went to the movies on my own regularly #mostly to just get out of the house or after school bc the theater was right next to school pretty much #and i didnt have many friends who liked the same kinds of movies as me / were free after school so

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dark-hell-princess-tamamolandia

"I am the Sword of God" is like easily top 10 things to declare immediately before doing something really stupid that will probably injure you

#aelia

feldfrog

If I was a tree, I would use my mycelium network to spread lies for clout

offspring

so cool how a quail has the little bonus feather on top its simply divine

boltlightning

can everyone do me a favor and tell me your favorite thing to put on toast in the tags

boltlightning

i love this post so much. all the replies are like

"i'm so basic.....i just like a lot of butter or jam :(" (as though those are not god's best and most beloved condiments and his greatest gifts to mankind)

"FUCK health guidelines FUCK my cholesterol and most importantly FUCK diet culture i'll put a dumpster full of butter on my toast and not even GOD will stop me" (no notes. god would encourage this)

doxxing one's self by mention of polarizing regional delicacies (i am so curious about vegemite i must admit)

"does a grilled cheese count as toast?" (not for the purposes of this post)

"i don't like toast please don't kill me" (i appreciate the honesty but i fear this post is not for you)

people who put full ass meals on toast (based)

people who do not but eat toast as a full meal (based)

melty peanut butter (absolutely based)

"it's a guilty pleasure but...nutella 😳" (relieve yourself of fear and enjoy your dessert toast)

special shoutout to the pots-havers adding extra salt. also the one person who mentioned kaya. i see you and am in agreement

#butter and cinnamon sugar.

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reblog to make prev stop having headaches

#taking them away 🪄

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