drinking about you

me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy

The sad thing is I know like six people like this.

my mom thinks my cat is gay

happy mother’s day

girl culture is turning around every few feet when you’re walking alone to see if someone’s following u

Learn to peep through the corner of your eye so you’re not quite so obvious when you turn.

Putting in your earphones so hopefully no random men try to talk to/harass you but not actually playing music so you can listen for footsteps/other suspicious noises behind you.

feeling like someone is following you and subtly shifting whatever object you’re holding into a better grip so you can use it as a bludgeon if the person behind you tries anything

Being fucking terrified when street lamps give you more than one shadow

just girly things~🌟

i can’t believe there are people that are still in high school like… it’s literally 2018 how have you not grown up yet damn

Are you perhaps some sort of idiot?

i post whatever the hell i want on main bitch!!! horny on main goth on main sad on main!!! its my blog bitch!!!

you never realise how long a minute is until you’re exercising

these dogs are my mom and dad

They look really disappointed and concerned for you

yes

a weapon to surpass metal gear

do you want to try prime

If Beyonce’s voice only travels the square root of the room size without any equipment and the room size is 20,000 square feet, and there are 1 in every 12 people are single, and half thr patrons are women, and there are 1 person per 120 square feet of the room, solve for, How many single ladies in the club raised their hands?

Reblogging because someone actually solved it CAN WE GET A FACT CHECK PLEASE

*rebloging it to pass my math test this thursday*