Essien

i am a simple creature. every day i am sleepy

I had a dream where Camille Paglia was telling me to be responsible for myself

Must have been a short dream, if she spoke the way she usually speaks.

More like her usuall vaguely related rant about third-wave feminism 

I deserve more credit for not picking stupid fights on the internet than a nice person who doesn't pick fights does, because I have an unpleasant personality and it's harder for me

I do believe it would be quite wonderful if the little frogs I found near the creek would stop a while and listen to my stories. They seem such friendly creatures and i would so graciously relate my travels to the dear fellow if one should ever stop by and rest a beat on my clammy palm. But for naught, I dread, so I shall sink back into the damp earth and nod my mossy cap to those who walk on by.

Important update on the story: owners of cafés and bakeries in Kraków realized that this wonderful idiocy that took over the country could bring them profit and help animals, and started selling croissants labeled as laguns: i.e. Massolit Café & Bakery is sending 10% of income from selling laguns to the Krakow Animal Welfare Society. Thankfully laguns are selling like hotcakes and bakeries don't plan to stop making them, so the story that started and could quickly die as just another seasonal nonsense transformed into a tool for helping small, helpless, vulnerable creatures, far less dangerous than vicious lagun.

This is how cyptids get started.

i just donated to give2asia’s india covid-relief fund. i could only afford to give $7, but those seven dollars are worth 524 rupees. if you’re unaware of the situation, things in india are really, really dire right now and anything you can do to help is worth it. this is of apr 25 2021. 

Listen. Do it for the aesthetic. If you want to fill an entire 20 dollar sketchbook with anatomy drawings fucling do it. If you wanna get lost in the woods and come stumbling home with a bag of dried mushrooms and bones you go goblin dude. You aren't alive to go to work and hurt!! You're alive because bumblebees bump into little flowers and dandelions only open up in the sun! You're alive because cats purr when you pet them and coffee keeps you up all night!! Do everything for the aesthetic!!

don’t let anyone on this website call you cringe they literally have a tumblr account