aesthetic

-hoard shiney

-scream

-handsom

-i love them

Ravenclaw: Language.

Slytherin: Whom the fuck-

Context: A one off practice quest with a newer bard(tiefling). They have a charisma of 20 so they really like to seduce everything. So naturally it leads to this

Me(DM): So you want to seduce the bandit leader

Bard: Yes 

Me: So I rolled a 1 so anything you roll will seduce

Bard: I rolled a 20. Soo does that mean I super seduced them.

Me: Unfortunately Yes

Later after dying and going to god:

Me: you stand before god facing his almighty eternal judg,,,,,,

Bard: I seduce him

Me: Fine. Roll

Bard: I got a 20

Me: I hate you with all of my heart

After being resurrected by god and dying again and going to hell:

Me: You face Lucifer and prepare to face your eternal…..

Bard: Imma seduce him.

Me : No

Bard: i rolled a 17

Me: I hate you soo much

Bard: He’s my Hell fire Daddy

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