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brazilians, imagine you’re a famous futebol player and are about to hit the winning penalty kick at the world cup finals. accidentally, the referee tosses a christian baby at you. would you still kick the baby to the goal and win the hexa championship, and sacrifice the christian baby?

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands

It’s actually the peopleburger leagues

Blocking for being funnier than me

i teleport behind you like in the animes but we’re ass to ass

Diversity hire bryson ur absolutely slaying

Drawing porn is hard but I'm harder

Wait no

the what now.

Awww yeeeeah

The 11th emoji in your history is now your cutie mark 👁️

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.