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24. Painfully ambiguous human. Inside my head there are little mice and also canaries having a good time. Running from the law. Running back to the law to engage in fisticuffs. Making out with the law. The law quits the force, turns in his gun and badge and spits in the chief of police’s face. Law proposes to me but I turn him down. Law spends a lot of time alone, thinking. Law changes his name to Lawrence and starts taking hrt. If u want to get to know me you have to piece it together yourself by reading my tags. A hermetic denizen of the blue site since 2012. First fact about me, I think Jello shots are the worst type of shot. Proud snowflake, and an ashamed flake. Pending diagnosis. Transmeds fuck off. The only reason I know the description can be this long is because of that damn post about shapeshifting into a clown. Know your cult warning signs! BITE stands for Behavior, Information, Thought, and Emotional control. The difference between healthy control of your mind and unhealthy, cult brainwashing is in who has the control. Keep a tight hold on your independence. I don’t “make content”, if I ever start making content please cuntpunch me in the dick. I can read an analog clock, merge onto a crowded highway safely, and also eat tamales at an alarming speed. I have 2 stoner girlfriends and yes they smoke weed. Lawrence wants to join the polycule but the feelings just arent mutual. The vibes are just not good. My tsinelas are green, the walls are green, and my plants… wait for it… are green. They would be green if I watered them. I will say this ONCE and I will say it again- if your pot doesnt have drainage holes, your plant will suffer no matter how much bullshit you put into the bottom of the pot! #drainageisessential HVAC certified, forklift uncertified, licensed dawdler, anti-auntie, pro asexuals, down with cis bus driver, Jack of all trades. TERFS and SWERFS, put a lightbulb up ur asses!!! 1312, fuck Biden and Trump and licherally every politician ever. Don’t ask me my opinions on celebrities, I avoid them on principle. Pick it up, flip it open, we sh-we should read a book!