Architect of Imagination

Its ironic that wattpad has an app and a website. How come AO3 doesnt have an official app?

This feels like an updated version of the "two cakes" post.

IT’S FINALLY PRIDE MONTH, TIME TO REBLOG THIS AGAIN.

My neighbors have the last name Begay and their internet is 'Begay's' and you have no idea how tempted I was to make our internet 'Do Crimes'

I think it would be so funny if there was a show about King Arthur and the knight of the Round Table where a different knight(s) joins the Round Table every episode and it gets to the point where the cast is like 500 people and absolutely no one is acknowledging that there are like 400 people in this court. Like a gratuitous amount of knights. The plot randomly pivots to knight or knights of the week and then back but it’s not an anthology exactly. Some of them die the same day they join, some randomly disappear from the story and others are technically there for the rest of the series but doing fuckall. Occasionally Arthur will be like “Where has Sir Whatever gone?” and everyone will shrug. Very important quest surrounding the major knights you’re expecting and a minor knight no one has seen for 5 seasons randomly joins in. You need a knightly spreadsheet to join in.

Arthur meets Saturday Night Live.

It becomes very very evident when an author has never interacted with small children before. PLEASE stop writing 4 year olds with baby voices, I promise you they do not answer in short sentences the way a baby might. They can and Will start monologing

@caffiend-queen we need to market these cranberry pills!!!

Awards winners should be decided by hand to hand combat between nominees from now on

Okay but Kay, I need a second version of this where it is Hulk as a dog.