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Short dress in lilac taffetas, composed by different curled trimmings to form a corolla. The wide cape in lilac velvet has a longer hemline on the back; Roberto Capucci (1930-), Rome, 1957.
Collection Galleria del Costume di Palazzo Pitti. All rights reserved.
Photo: Gabinetto fotografico SBAS, Antonio Quattrone, Andrea Bossi.
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Okay, but let’s be real. If you really had your soulmate’s name tattooed on your skin at birth, imagine what people would be named? Would you name your kid “Mary Smith” if you knew there were 500000 other people with the same name and her soulmate might not know who she is? Fuck no. You’d name your kid Starscream Ravenclaw Naruto the Fourth because no fucking way any other parent came up with that.
i’m a hopeless Romantic. walk with me in the graveyards of gothic cathedrals, transcend the confines of elitist and rationalistic structures of discourse, and join me in an eternal spiritual quest for the strange and sublime.
WHY MUST YOU BE SO FUCKING PROLIFIC I CANNOT KEEP UP WITH YOUR BLOG AND I WANT TO DO SO
I’M ON AN ADVENTURE ALLY GET ON MY FUCKING LEVEL
OOH A FUCKING /* ADVENTURE* / IS IT NOEW ? WELL STONE THE FLAMING CROWS
14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?
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Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.
Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.
John Scalzi is a national treasure tbh
G pulled up on the street outside Chadox’s place, pulling the box of baklava out of the passenger side and heading on in. Having headed straight home to sleep the last few frantic days, he sought to sweeten the deal, and he chuckled at his own pun as he knocked on the door.
It only took a few moments for Chadox to answer the door, and when he did, he grinned up at G, then at the box in his hands. Then, he stepped forward, wriggled under G’s arms, and hugged him tightly.
"Hi G. You got me a present?"
G was thrilled to be hugged and wrapped his arms around his smaller friend. The box of baklava went behind Chadox's back so it didn't squish, forgotten until inquired about.
"I did, Sevgili. Sweets to the sweet."
He pressed the box against Chadox's spine, loathe to extract him from the hug.
"Isn't it boring being on an all vegetable diet?"
you tell me
Cause vintage WWI lesbians are the best lesbians.
Is there anything a natural 20 can’t do?
This is a poster idea I developed to show off the amazingness of tabletop rpgs.
"You attempt to pickpocket the man, but accidentally pull down his pants instead."
"You reach out to push the orc off the bridge, but instead lightly caress his back. He is uncomfortable."
"You try to stab the guard, but you stab your crotch instead. Roll fortitude."
"You say your name is Bob and not Jim. Your lie is misinterpreted and they now believe you are a serial killer."
"You swing your axe, but it slips from your fingers and sails across the room."
"In an attempt to dodge the incoming arrows, you jump into the swarm.”
"You bull rush the enemy but miss and jump off of the cliff."
"You try to land on your feet but you land on your sword instead."
"While providing first aid, your hand slips and you stab him in the heart. He dies instantly."
I CANT BREATHE
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felt like drawing actual cartoony shit
sooooo i drew a pile of roxys
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A girl becomes embarrassed after giving flowers to a female US soldier on duty in the northern Iraqi city of Mosul. 16 April 2007
The caption changes so many assumptions
i cant believe this
PHOTOGRAPHY: Color Studies - Pink by Carissa Gallo
Color Studies: Pink is a stunning photography series by Portland-based photographer Carissa Gallo, aiming to document her recent obsession with a multitude of muted colors.
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A super girly and peppy blonde girl who wears bright pink dresses and skirts everyday is best friends with a quiet goth girl who of course sports all black clothing and big lace up boots. Someone jokes and yells to them “Hey look, a fairy and a vampire!” The blonde turns around and flashes a fanged grin and says “She’s human actually.”
This has been done before, I’m sure.
I know I just reblogged this, but…ART
sO IM TRYING TO MAKE AKINATOR GUESS BENJAMIN FRANKLIN RIGHT???? AND
OKAY BRO GOIN GOOD SO FAR
YEP THATS RIGHT
oH SHIT I THINK HES GOT ME
AKINATOR WTF WHAT KINDA QUESTION IS THAT I BELIEVED IN YOUR ASS I THOUGHT YOU WERE SMART BUT NO YEAH BENJAMIN FRANKLIN WHOSE BEEN DEAD OVER 100 YEARS TOTALLY COSPLAYED HOMESTUCK MAN BENJAMIN KARKAT
