why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

March 15 again and here we go…

*cultured laughter*

@obama-is-my-father

This is humanity

Happy Birthday, Curiousity.

SEND THIS TO SOMEONE WITH NO CONTEXT

This is my favorite video of all time. I’ve had this post queued up since 2015.

IT’S TIME

I've had this in my queue since Feb

Come get this dick-fil-a

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

i swear this only shows up on my dash on sundays

It’s Sunday my dudes

aaaaaaAAAAAAAA

If I don’t reblog this assume I died

lady who read my nametag and loudly said “Juniper, oh I do NOT like that name” wins new award for rudest person alive

I LOVE JUNIPER SO MUCH

My soul goes into this sheep, like, not even when I’m dissociating just anytime I feel like relaxing

Forget the rude lady this thread is now about one very special sheep

Come get this dick-fil-a

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

i swear this only shows up on my dash on sundays

It’s Sunday my dudes

aaaaaaAAAAAAAA

so when is john mulaney finally gonna pull a lin manuel miranda and write/star in his own broadway musical because I’m waiting…

Reblog if you'd rob all the stars out of the sky for Lin-Manuel Miranda

wit his whole booty ass out that’s real patriotism hope you enjoy your golden corral discount brother HH