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Pit loves cartoon violence. Maybe it’s because I see him as a little kid but he reminds me of when I was a kid and my sibling would giggle hysterically at like… Tom and Jerry. He has a huge repertoire of these types of shows but he only watches them after Palutena turns on the TV for him (he can’t figure it out because it’s one of throes TVs that have like three controls and one doesn’t work and the two that do have separate functions etc etc). He doesn’t like “family friendly” stuff like Bluey or Sesame Street because they make him sad.

Palutena dabbles in like… a little of everything? One specific show I think she’d like is The Good Place because of the way it shows human ethics and morals. It reminds her that even the worst of people deserve her protection and stuff. ALSO yes she takes everything she watches wayyy too seriously. She can’t watch some of Pit’s shows because it breaks her brain—to bring back Tom and Jerry, she’s just thinking about how yes, the mouse deserves to get away, but the cat is going to starve and it doesn’t deserve that either, etc etc. She doesn’t get a lot of time to watch stuff but that’s because she’s a Job Haver™️

Viridi can’t STAND television. She tolerates some of it because Phosphora doesn’t have a TV set of her own, but she would never willing watch it. She thinks it a waste of her time.

Speaking of Phosphora, she watches soap operas and trashy love stories and stuff. She’s bullied Dark Pit into watching some of it with her, but she’s TERRIBLE company to watch a show with. She’s constantly making commentary in the middle of everything and will spoil everything if she’s already seen it.

Dark Pit likes non-traditional horror shows—not for the sake of angst, but because it helps them process the Bullshit™️ they went through during the runtime of the game. They don’t like sharing this with other people, but they don’t watch TV that much anyway because of their inherent homelessness (assuming this is after they left Viridi because uh yeah)

Medusa watches informational live-action shows. it helps her fall asleep and the snakes like them. occasionally, she’ll actually learn something from them. If she’s actually paying attention, she will watch more “meaningful” media.

Pyrrhon watches informational stuff too, BUT they are all cartoons. he’s very invested in Octonauts and the Magic School Bus and stuff like that (if you were wondering, his favorite characters are Kwazii and Carlos respectively)

Arlon likes sci-fi for obvious reasons BUT he an Ultra Nerd about them and is constantly muttering “actually that’s wouldn’t be possible through this method but there is a way to do it and they missed it entirely”. For this reason he often rage-quits certain shows.

Hades watches bullshit cartoons like South Park. I feel like this one is self explanatory?

Thanatos doesn’t watch TV, Thanatos makes it. He is the director behind all of your favorite comedy shows and he is every actor.

Pandora likes drama. She doesn’t mind romance ones, but she’s much bigger on like, the murder ones. For obvious reasons