Lil Guys!!

I really like how the cake that’s dropped during missions is definitely strawberry angel food cake. Like Palutena really went “hm I wonder what he would like to eat on his missions? Oh yes! Angels food! For my angel!”

*Holding out my hand in a peace sign* You can't spell execute without cute! *In my other hand drags a long gnarled blade scraping loudly against the stone*

the moment i see agab terms popping up in discussions outside of specifically intersex contexts i just completely tune out. it baffles me that to this day not more perisex ppl are anti-agab. the terminology that was coined by intersexist doctors to justify mutilating intersex babies which intersex ppl later claimed for themselves to explain the roles they were forced into as a child

a ‘hot minute’ can be both a very short period of time, and a very long one. however, a hot minute in the past (“It's been a hot minute since I've seen you!”) is most often a long duration, while a hot minute in the future (“I'll be with you in a hot minute!”) is most often a short duration. this suggests some very strange things about the temperature of time.

Eternatus has got to be the most relatable legendary ever, if a British billionaire woke me up from my centuries long nap with the intention of using me as a battery for the UK, I too would bring about Armageddon.

i <3 characters giving each other bad advice they're totally convinced is good advice based on their own Problems

wow this scene in my head is great. once i write all 50,000 words to get there then you'll understand too

scrolling through a ship's ao3 tag like a world weary detective scanning through hundreds of hours of CCTV footage in search of clues that just aren't there

now picture the character powerless and afraid and losing all hope

my problem is if i enjoy something enough i will be nitpicking. i Will have things to say about where and how it failed. out of nothing but love straight from my heart. unfortunately this often makes me indistinguishable from a hater who has never experienced joy or kindness. such is the amateur critic's burden.