Elder Scrolls sideblog

Incorrect. Why paleontologists absolutely *should* play video games, and share their findings on social media. Same goes for the forensics person who reconstructed a living face of an ancient Atmoran based on the skulls found in the Nordic ruins. A+ content.

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“i’ll kill you.” are we about to kiss 

Find this shit in the blackbriar meadery

Babygirl you are preventing me from fast traveling

Riften is the funniest fucking city in Skyrim it’s like we have a temple dedicated to love, you can get married here! It has a back door into a sewer system full of thieves who worship a dark god. The trees are beautiful! The city is run by the mob. There’s an orphanage where you can adopt children! But only if you murder the woman who runs the place. You can help the bar owners get engaged! You can do this immediately after extorting them via threatening their family. There’s a beautiful lake and a lively fishery! It’s home to a drug ring

"i could fix him" well i could murder him with my voice. shout him apart

‘everyone who’s gone in the strange door came out all wrong’ they say in bravil. like come on. it’s bravil. how do you know the difference

my most used skyrim spell is clairvoyance. it’s the only way i can find anything. the questmarker just leads me off cliffs. the questmarker killed me more often than all enemies combined

the wording used also changes a lot Lucien is clinical, professional- he tells you who needs to die and where to find them, or where to find information about them. Mathieu is emotional, and he gives too much information which is pretty common when someone is trying to cover up a lie. Lucien never really cared about why someone needs to die; to him it’s just another offering to Sithis. Mathieu cares all too much about why they need to die. Almost like he’s trying to convince you they deserve it.

Vex: You don’t think I can fight because I’m a woman. Brynjolf: I don’t think you can fight because you’re in a wedding dress. For what it’s worth, I don’t think Delvin can fight in that dress either. Delvin: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.