paranormal instigator

i'm gonna be honest with you all i straight-up did not notice that the E in this picture was fucked up. i don't know what's going on here and i'm scared

*right clicks on you*

*views your properties*

if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

you really wont like the military then buddy

jokes on you, i already hate the military

Sometimes I call him “John Homelander” as a joke and forget that’s actually lowkey his name

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

Iv never seen a hummingbird sit before lol

i wasn’t going to reblog until he sat 

ITS BACK