Arcane Scribe

I like to imagine Jack being a colicky baby and driving everyone up the wall with his crying. Abigail finally breaks down too, crying and scaring the sh!t out of everyone.

Dutch: Before the year is out, we are gonna be harvestin’ mangoes in Tahiti!

Dutch: And, uh, so what you have to do, is, well, you surprise the mango by jumping at it from behind. This uh, prevents the mango from eviserating the...

when the gym teacher tells you to stop picking the grass

Sauron: I heard it was best to keep your enemies close.

I adore this. Shal is basically my amazing and unofficially official artist for my Koltira/Thassarian Warcraft fic. Somehow she managed to convey the fact that Kira is actually the same height or taller (an inch or so), but all scrunched up into the hug. He's such a hedgehog, all prickly and snarky but desperate for affection. He's got all the determined independence of a firstborn with all her desperation for acknowledgment of a middle child.

Nobody can report Arthur committing a crime successfully because nobody can agree on what the hell he looks like

Hence why his old nickname is Pretty Boi. Every bank or person he robbed was providing detailed sketches of Dutch and Hosea.