Incorrect Silmarillion Quotes

Morgoth: We've had a few minor differences over the years, but I can't imagine my life without him. So when you talk to him, you talk to him with respect! Sauron: Oh, my Lord. I don't know what to say... Morgoth: Shut up!

Fingolfin: I've been looking for my very own Nerdanel my whole life. Fëanor: Oh, Nolo...Please, don't compare your filthy relationships with ours!

Morgoth: Sauron still thinks I almost had an affair with Tulkas. *calling into a room* Morgoth: Hurry dear! We don't want to be late to the battle! Sauron: Don't rush me, you cheating slut! Morgoth: And he's being so decent about it.

Some random servant: I want the kind of love my Lords have one day. Sauron: Where is that miserable piece of shit?! Morgoth: I'm right here, you walking corpse!

Indis: I see Fëanor's not here yet, Finwë. Finwë: No, not yet. Fingolfin: You'll know he's arrived when you hear the gates of Hell creaking open.

*During a family party* Maglor: Well, I think I'm going to have another glass of wine. Anybody else like one? Caranthir: I think if we're gonna get through this night, we'll each need our own bottle.

Fingon: So, who's the letter from? Maedhros: My father, if you must know. He's very upset. Fingon: Why, did you finally tell him about us? Maedhros: I'm waiting for the right time. Fingon: It's been 1000 years! Maedhros: And there has not been a right time!

Andreth: *After Aegnor left* This is the last time I let a man toy with my emotions. From now on, it's strictly physical!

Celegorm: *to Aredhel* Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.