THE RISE AND FALL!

hey me dudes i’m remakin catch me on the flip side

hey me dudes i’m remakin catch me on the flip side

Hi my name is Count Ola’f and I have white hair (that’s how I got my distinguished silhouette) with silver streaks and grey tips that sweeps back from my face and eyes of an unknown color and a lot of people tell me I look like Al Funcoot (AN: If u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Kit Snicket but I wish I was because she’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a kidnapper but I hate children. I have pale skin. I’m also an actor, and I put on plays where I try to marry teenage girls to steal their fortunes (I’m old). I’m handsome (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly disguises. I love costume shops and I steal all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a white undershirt with suspicious stains on it and a pair of ill-fitting pants, other dire, hideous clothes, and a pair of shoes that left the tattoo of an eye on my left ankle conspicuously visible, a phrase which here means “noticeable by bratty orphans, but not by bankers.” I was wearing a manly and attractive coating of grime. I was walking in the secret tunnel system. It was snowing but I was underground, which I was very happy about. Lemony Snicket stared at me. I put my middle finger up at him.

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