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Poor King Gus invited the beautiful woman who saved his life to a meeting/date and she's going to show up with a 9-day-old corpse. That is inexplicably still walking around and talking to him. The Photarch's resurrection was bullshit but this nonsense is very real!

vaelus of all people coming to azune and telling him they have something in common. they're mourners. this woman who's 800 years old and wrapped in black like a widow, walking up to a young man who wants to be remembered as an innocent. i'm gonna be sick.

"Average Schemer got kind of roughed up in the Archenade fight" actually statistical error. Average Schemer escaped the battle completely unharmed. Azune Nayar, who wears heavy armor and took massive amounts of both physical and emotional damage, is an outlier adn should not be counted.

the schemers meeting the soldiers is fully like what would happen if a bunch of loony tunes characters spilled into an episode of game of thrones

The Aspirants are number one undefeated winners of cringe girls for life. nobody is doing it like them for a good reason.

however, Kattigan is a contender to the crown