Dumb

Me finding out that alcohol did actually solve a problem one time: *pointing a stern finger at myself* do NOT be stupid about this

When you're a perfectionist and have executive dysfunction the impulsivity of alcohol can make you do wild silly things like actually complete a task without agonizing over it for an hour. This is obviously not a functional or sustainable system but it is now an emergency tool in my belt that I recommend to absolutely nobody.

Everyone in the notes is like “Me too. Don’t try this tho.”

See also: -getting to sleep and staying asleep through the night -socializing at a party -dealing with your family during the holidays for 96 hours straight

I have no room in my life for soup haters

favorite thing about tumblr is when someone gets a 1k post you don’t see them plugging their soundcloud/youtube/insta in the comments like tumblr fame gets u literally nothing

it gets u 1 thing, and that is yelled at

being mutuals isn’t enough we need to got the park together and sit on the swings

growing up I was always afraid of being Found Out. not sure what I was hiding. just my whole self I guess

uhhhbmb held by cute boy?!??!! when??? now???? now please

I like to think they're the same apartment

gaslighting someone by saying they're too smart to be gaslit so you're not gaslighting them

this would work on me

No it wouldn’t. You’re too smart.

Posts like this are like modern day fables. Yeah ill reblog this funny little exchange, but next time someone says this to me ill remember this post and hear kill bill sirens.

People in the comments being all bitter. As if the arts aren’t out here giving you a reprieve from all the shit y'all go through. As if the arts aren’t out here making sure you live a little bit instead of just surviving.

OH TRUE