what is life if not a whimsy playground

[https://www.idrlabs.com/wife-rating-scale/test.php]

ATTENTION EVERYONE OF ALL GENDERS. take this 1920s-era wife test and find out how wife you are! (this is a joke. oh my god i am so sorry abt this lmao)

i apparently am a failure as a wife im sorry @blizzardtheartisticfox

also tag your mutuals >:3

FUCK

@very-confused-alpaca I may be a failure as a wife, BUT at least I am *checks notes* jolly and gay?

ya'll moots pls join

ts is NOT me but alr

WHO'S THAT AND WHY IS SHE PRETTY?!

Guys i do NOT look that good, trust

Though I am glad that there was an option tha was close to how my glasses actually look

Anyways the conclusion to draw here is that I am the lovable side character who gets killed in the second book (not in the first because I'm not completely stupid, but i won't survive through it all because I'm not that smart after all)

Trust

This is me

What can I say

I'm a bitch like that

Taggies :3

@localcelestialcreature62 @aurite-aj @phantombegruvia @ilovedesserts25 @mrecury42 @quantumm76 @fastfouriertransformer @welcome-listeners-to-night-vale @wethewatchers @questionableaardvark

Closest I could get it

me if i slayed ig

make yourself with this picrew and say a random fact about yourself!

i have a small tattoo of a star on my middle finger

i can play the guitar, piano, ukulele, and assorted simple percussion instruments. my vocal range is pretty mezzo-soprano but i've sung everything from soprano 1 to alto 2 (small schools, everyone). i've quit piano lessons three times.

Someone once told me my hair smelled like vanilla soup. Idk what the fuck vanilla soup is but I hope it’s good

YAYYY hamilton ref

ty for taggg

uuh

As close as I could get it

Random fact about me uuuuuuuh. Never broken a bone? That good enough?

i realised halfway through that i look like Waldo from Wheres Waldo in this picrew. also enraged that my hand is hiding part of the bangbang

anyway fun fact abt myself uhhhh when i was 4 i bumped my chin on a metal ladder and got injured (like, everygency room level injured) and for a long while i was in denial abt my scar disappearing because i thought scars were cool as fuck

write the word "minimum" in your handwriting

i'll start

help

@marbled-pulse @ilovebugs99 @cams-rambles @crescent54

Idk it's not my best , scribbled this as fast as I could

Taggi3s<3

Np tags <3 @blueest-owl @arbel-rambles @pandora-audax @soupy-soul0 @becareful-tm @weedletum @mrecury42 @attheendhello

i kind of have two different handwritings depending on how much effort i put in lol so i did both ^^