Love is a verb

i zoned out a few years ago and never zoned back in

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

deleting all my dating apps because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (i steal the queen's necklace from the louvre in an elaborate heist whilst leaving little clues about the literary figure that's been my idol and inspiration since i was sixteen so that an equally deranged and nerdy police detective can slowly track me down and eventually arrest me)

Let Benjamin Ferel have ONE crashout please im begging 🙏

ough the show... that was supposed to be background noise... its eating me

J’accuse is a child of divorce 😔

Lupin is such a good fucking show because Guédira has every reason to arrest Assane but he doesn't because they're in the same fandom, essentially. I mean it's also wonderfully written and flawlessly acted but it's the little things like that that really make it. everyone is a dork obsessed with old detective books.

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

Use "said" for dialogue unless you are writing a man talking, in which case use "whimpered"

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

Why'd you have to go and make things so lubricated

I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else who gets carbon dated