Love is a verb

i zoned out a few years ago and never zoned back in

Why'd you have to go and make things so lubricated

I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else who gets carbon dated

Alcohol is crazy. One small cocktail enters your body and fifteen minutes later, it has transmogrifie into like a gallon of piss

That is the drunkest way I could have spelled that

Fortuneteller, turning over the Death card: Don't worry. It isn't literal. It simply refers to some form of change. Me: Phew Fortuneteller; turning over the Gets Eaten by the Fortuneteller While Trying to Leave card: That can also mean many things

i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

I think we should just do like the muppets and look around while nodding enthusiastically whenever someone is saying something we agree on

happy pride 🌈

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