Love is a verb

i zoned out a few years ago and never zoned back in

lolita is like a viscerally horrifying book but its honestly a little funny how the narrator is like "i was totally suave and subtle and charming, no one suspected me." meanwhile everyone around him is like "yeah this guy is a predator"

is it bad to say humbert humberts narration is kinda funny sometimes? hes like "yeah her one friend who i watched her play tennis with wasnt allowed over to my house for some reason. anyway here's the definitive ranking on how fuckable i find these preteens." like my guy i think youre the problem here.

justice for charlotte haze i think she was done dirtier than any woman in fiction

wish there was a tag where you could discuss the lolita novel without 100 "nymphet" "girlblogger" "older man for younger girl" type posts on them. sigh.

Dear Nabokov, I respect you, I know you're a polyglot and all but you don't have to flex your French on every other page

Official ominous postcard

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

deleting all my dating apps because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (i steal the queen's necklace from the louvre in an elaborate heist whilst leaving little clues about the literary figure that's been my idol and inspiration since i was sixteen so that an equally deranged and nerdy police detective can slowly track me down and eventually arrest me)

Let Benjamin Ferel have ONE crashout please im begging 🙏