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oh my god everyone quick close your eyes!!!!!!! hes ass

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homeade bong im 11

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an alien

Donna Sheridan led a flash mob to “When I Kissed The Teacher” with feminine pronouns as the leader of a girl group and then proceeded to sleep with three different men in the span of like two weeks after deciding to just run off to a tiny Greek island where she eventually found Aphrodite’s fountain. She both sounds like a woman straight out of Greek mythology and also the definition of chaotic bisexual.

Heck, the only holy day we DON’T get off is Ash Wednesday, and that only involves a church service if you’re Catholic.

DING DING DING

Probably around 15 times a year ill go into the group chat with my main girls and I’ll go on and on about how I met a guy and they’ll get like super hyped, and usually one will be like “it’s not going to be that picture again is it” and in like “lololol no I wish tho” and I’ll keep it going telling stories about how we met at a screening of Toy Story and that he’s really cute and kind of muscular but not to jacked and they always ask to see a picture of him and I go “hold on let me pull up his Facebook” and in the end I always send a picture of this man, and they’re like “I hate you so much” and don’t talk to me for a while but i will never give up on this joke