leave them stunned and stuttering

we're all caught up now, enjoy my stupid face and my cosplays of shit with like three fans here (also Vil) :V

yk what i hate though. is when i find a meme and im like THIS IS SO [cool intimidating mutual i never talk to] I SHOULD SEND IT TO THEM but then i remember ive never talked to them ever and so i cant just like give them a meme out of the blue and so the meme just withers and rots in my camera roll 😔

Reblog if a mutual who's never spoken to you can randomly send you memes that made them think of you.

reminder that legally blonde (2001) and the birdcage (1996) will be back in theaters may 24th and june 27th, respectively. these movies are not what this blog considers proper vintage but I do consider them lots of fun, and it would be nice in particular for the birdcage to get a good turnout in a time where anti-gay sentiment is on the rise (at least in the US, where I am based).

Current twitter drama is Europeans confidently declaring that they don't need to drive or use overpriced public transport to get to the MetLife stadium for the World Cup; they will simply walk down the highway to get there. Girl it's New Jersey. They're gonna splatter you for fun.

I think a lot of Europeans think that the stadium is in the middle of a city and surrounded by infrastructure, which is why they keep insisting that they can just walk from point A to point B. It's not! It's in the fucking Meadowlands!!!! You have multi lane highways and a literal toxic swamp and that's it!

girl help they're now demanding NJ build a bridge over the highway (???? from where???) or shut down the fucking I-95 (one of the busiest highways in the country that everyone commutes on) for their little soccer game.

New Jersey drivers are like the Atlantic Ocean. They hate you, they hate each other, they drive minimum 20 miles per hour over the speed limit and will honk at you if you don't, and their cars want to eat you for lunch. Good lord I hated driving in NJ.

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then