Reproduktionskultur

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

When my sister was in high school she struggled a LOT with math. Like I know a lot of people find it really difficult (myself included), but I mean she was really really bad at it. She has always been a very smart, creative and sensitive person, but math made no sense to her, to the point where passing seemed impossible.

Anyway, I hear ‘Miss Honey was my first girl crush’ all the time, and I actually love hearing that. But just for the record, no, she wasn’t mine. Embeth Davidtz was beautiful, and sweet to me, but more like a big sister. However, when I was nine, I was cast in Rhea Perlman’s sitcom Pearl, about a middle-aged woman who goes to college. I played a child genius (again) who’s studying quantum physics and tutors Rhea’s character. There was one actress on the set I immediately took a shine to: she just radiated elegance and intelligence, and was so funny and kind. Her character didn’t like mine, so she went out of her way to let me know she liked me. I thought she was beautiful, looked forward to our one scene together, and when she called in sick in one day, I was devastated. Several years later I looked back on that and thought, ‘Oh. That was my first big crush on a woman. That’s what that was.’ It was a revelatory moment. So, wherever she may be now… I am much obliged, Lucy Liu!

Some Random Guy: Hey, I’d like to introduce you to my sist–

September is bisexual visibility month.

Remember: you are visible this month, my bi friends. Don’t try sneaking into banks this month. Wait until October when you’re invisible again.

shoutout to paris hilton for not abandoning her ‘micropig’ 

Actually that’s pretty standard size for a micro pig. Pigs are ENORMOUS, dude. The average pig on a farm is 7 feet long and over 700 lbs. A normal pig would be much bigger than Hilton.