Aquamage

In ikea atm. Goin absolutely bonkers

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there aren’t enough posts going around about the swedish cryptid known as the skvader which is a rabbit with pheasant wings and also a very good boy.

like this one dude just made a fake taxidermy and spread it around as a hoax for a good ass while and it lead to this really cool fantasy creature and i am genuinely dissapointed that it never gets used in anything

This is a really excellent point and I applaud your advancements in Cryptid Theory.

yes you may add this

I think balance in crypdids is VERY IMPORTANT.

Friendly reminder that the future is bulletproof. The aftermath is secondary.

sound like someone tryna start beef

Any beef is better than their nasty patties

Unless it’s PETA

PETA making hamburgers now too? Dope.

Fred’s got enough problems containing one eldritch beast

Hot take: everyone in the gang is some sort of all powerful being, except for Fred, who is just a dude who managed to harness each of them, befriend them, and rope them into helping him live out his dream of solving mysteries!

Release them, Fredward Jones. Your hubris will become your undoing…

Did I ghostwrite this post

Okay, this is epic

haha fuck it

I love you for making this

Thanks i dont know how to draw but some strange energy takes hold of me whenever I think about kirby with two knives and creates masterpieces

I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

I could be a porn bot if I wanted to

i went to a panic! at the disco concert last night and before brendon played victorious he said something along the lines of “if you’ve ever won first place in mario kart, this ones for you” and wow i love that man

Holy shit