the cosmos moved for us

fanfic titles be like “we have not touched the stars (nor are we forgiven)” and then you look at the tags & the first one is “anal fisting”

GOOD MORNING TO HAIKYUU SEASON 4 ONLY

bungle said fuck blue lives

taehyung is a boy who listens to classical music before falling asleep, loves art and uses a stress relief cream as his perfume and there’s literally about 0 reasons to dislike him

imagine talking about alexander the great and not mentioning that he died of grief only 8 months after hephaestion died, that he petitioned the oracle to give hephaestion literal divine status so that people could worship him as a god, that he threw himself on hephaestion’s dead body and refused to leave for two days, that he put together the biggest funeral procession known to the world at the time, that he gave hephaestion a lock of his own hair at the funeral in blatant reference to achilles doing the same with patroclus….like heteronormativity is so wild that he could come back from the dead and come out to every historian personally and it still wouldn’t be enough to render him anything but straight

she’s gonna get flagged

who

the nipple reading this