Fake Twilight Blog

"Oh thank god Blumhouse didn't make the purple guy sexy" fucking dumbass Matthew Lillard is hot, what you mean to say is "Oh thank god Blumhouse made the purple guy look like an actual dad from the 80's instead of an anime soft boy twink straight out of genshin impact or gacha life."

Tumblr pregaming the anniversary of Julius Caesar getting stabbed thousands of years ago is one of the most Tumblr thing that could ever happen

evil infodumping where you just tell lies

older brother

hot topic dropped a huge twilight collection including a replica of bella’s prom dress and idk how to process that

It’s one of those things where back in the day I never got merch and I want it but my brain is like…do not give into this hype or you’ll end up with a bunch of cash grabbing books and remakes that you don’t want.

are you mad at me? would you like to be

woag! i didnt know that and i already forgoted what you told me

it is what it is *throws up blood*

this isn’t about your little men from your little shows. it’s about ME

i went to strong apes that kill you island and

she hasn’t responded, im gonna go check on strong apes that kill you island. BRB!

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what if a rat said cheesus christ

a loving relationship between a guy who says “wowza!” and a guy who says “hm. intriguing.”

a girl must see her special little character at least once a day lest she get consumed by rage and start throwing rocks at people