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i just want a girl to look at me and hope i’m gay

hi im a cashew white guy and I’m gonna say a slur to be funny because fuck political correctness

i just realized that autocorrect changed cishet to cashew I’m going to bed

why did I not question “cashew” as a type of white guy tho

One day I wanna be rich enough that I can just like. Give away hundreds of thousands of dollars every year in like scholarships or grants or whatever. That when I see someone make a post like “hey can I get $50 for groceries” I can just donate $1000. Or tip my server their rent money. Like that’s the dream

i actually think about this all the time

anyone else bitter they didn’t get to experience falling in love as a teenager

anyone else bitter they still haven’t experienced falling in love

a tv show where a lesbian kills the writers

a tv show where a lesbian kills the writers

no offense but money would solve literally every single one of my problems. like all of them. i dont have a single problem that money wouldnt immediately solve

sexual orientation: older woman wearing pantsuit and heels, in position of power

I LOVE THIS.

u ever think about how ur skeleton is always wet

this post ruined my life

people who put video tutorials online for literally everything are the backbone of this society i would be nowhere without the comfort that whenever i don’t know how to do something painfully simple i can look it up like i bet i could look up ‘how to preheat the oven’ and there’d be endless videos and i never have to look like a complete idiot again. thank you all for saving my life