Somebody’s Something

We’re trying to take our kiddos to all 50 states… we have only ever counted a state if we stay overnight in a location but… we’re just going to mark Texas off. I’ve never been so stressed out in my life. Traffic was insanity. The heat?! The heat?? The HEAT! How is anyone in that size of a country ass state still breathing?? But we also took the kids to kidzania which has exactly one location in the USA and we ate a meal there so yeah scratching Texas off our travel map. 😂

And while I’m on the topic the people at this wedding were geniuses because they opened the bar then 45 minutes later had everyone gather on the dance floor for a group photo then started playing 2000 rnb and it was like everyone was in a trance and no one left the dance floor but everyone started shaking ass because they were already a little drunk. A very good strategy for getting people to dance at a wedding. Lmao.

Welcome to the family to our one and only Sil on this side of the family who couldn’t find her way to the bathroom in the venue she picked out so my sister (6 months pregnant) held her dress and I talked to her the whole time she peed. I’d choose to be a women in every life time. 😂

And while my brother and his wife were having their first dance my husband was blowing on my food before feeding it to me and that’s what love is all about. 🖤

My husband could make friends with a wall he is so friendly and helpful and well liked and I am … not that. At this point I’m referred to as “ahh your Ben’s wife!” More than my actual name. Just had a pt stare at me for a solid five minutes then say “we went to high school together… your Ben’s wife” 😂

When referring to any event that is in the past Soren says “last time ago” and I 🥺

On Wednesday we leave for a week long road trip and my kids are so hyped because they get to use their tablets that they only get access to on road trips.(they are so annoyed that they don’t get to use them any other time but oh whale! 🐋) Not in this house. Y’all set up a democratic society and vote on what movie we’re watching together! (It was the sandlot they’re obsessed they also jumped from the couch to the fake nugget the whole time because sensory input is also queen around here) I painted my toes my sister sat next to me and we yapped my husband showered and finished building a bunkbed her significant other was carrying bags in from the car and hanging up blinds. God I love this season. 😭

Omggg. I love living in a house with my husband three kids my sister her significant other and my nephew. No that’s not sarcasm. It’s so fun! Four adults vs four kids. We all pull our own weight. We all watch kids. We all parent the same. We all get along. They lied to us! Having a village and living with your village is supreme! 😭🖤

I swear to you l love my kids but when I put on a movie and they’re still following me around and asking me stuff I’m really just like brooo what do you want?!😭

While trying to figure out what Grey’s zodiac sign is I discovered that all of the kids and Ben are fire signs and I’m feeling left out lol