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i genuinely don't think there's much, if anything, hotter than someone clearly having a blast doing something they're really good at. doesn't really matter what it is. the combo of competence and joy is absolutely lethal to me

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

there are simply no words in the english language that can describe starting on thursday the fourth. thats how iconic it is

choosing to start on friday the fifth. i just think its very inspiring

lets all kill ourselves

yeah they dropped a new love language. yeah a sixth one. its biting

maintaining relationships with people is so difficult for no good reason. what are you supposed to do when you miss someone and want to talk to them more? Say you miss them and that you want to talk to them more? That's all bullshit

Me in 2026 practicing internet safety: who wants an updated list of my medications

I was in a school play but my only job was to pretend to be a corpse in the background the whole time. I would just lay on the floor with my back turned to the audience. Only at the VERY END did I get to get off the floor and sing a single line.

Legolas was evil and trying to seduce my mom. So me and my best friend had to fight him in my pool with a massive taser, until we knocked him out and I could add him to my collection of miis.

Right, right, and what’s number 2?

all you new fandom members need to QUIET DOWN oh my god you're going to get us KILLED. we're happy to have you but if you keep talking about BULLSHIT like PUBLISHING fanfic for MONEY, Anne Rice is going to come back from the dead to KILL US. looking at YOU, maurauders fans, heated rivalry fans, byler fans...out here giving out interviews to news channels SHUT UP. we're going to have to start setting off firecrackers to keep the rent down.

Sorry just got teary eyed thinking about how Gunwoo and Woojin and family got approx. 4 years of peace before they were pulled into another fight they didn't fucking want

so they have this big house??? and yet they sleep in one room in bunk beds??????????????????? AND WOO JIN CALLS GEONWOO'S MOTHER MOM TOO!!!!????????????????????