Game Over Love Murder One

Expectation:

(by Pakorn Chotchaiyaporn)

Reality:

Holotype is the one dorsal vertebra -_-

Anyway, say hello to Uragasaurus kalasinensis and not sure I’m on board with the new “let’s name sauropods after snakes” trend either.

Especially if they’re fragmentary.

*Draws the most generic sauropod”

The "St. Dennistoun Mortuary" is a coin-operated automaton created around 1900, attributed to John Dennison, a maker of mechanical amusements based in Leeds who also operated a concession at Blackpool Tower. It’s housed in a mahogany cabinet with a glazed viewing area and shows a Greek Revival mortuary building with double doors and grieving mourners outside.

On the evening of 4 August 2013, brothers four-year-old Noah and six-year-old Connor Barthe joined their friend for a sleepover at his father's apartment in Campbellton, New Brunswick. The apartment sat above Reptile Ocean, an exotic pet shop owned by Jean-Claude Savoie. Their friend slept in a separate room. The boys settled in the living room.

Savoie kept an African rock python in a purpose-built enclosure in the apartment. The snake had escaped through the same ventilation pipe before, getting stuck partway. The vent cap had been found on the floor of the enclosure on multiple occasions. No repair was ever made.

That night, the python squeezed through the ventilation duct and the pipe collapsed under its weight, dropping the snake through the ceiling into the living room where Noah and Connor were sleeping. It measured nearly four metres and weighed approximately 24 kilograms.

Savoie discovered the boys the following morning and called 911. He was found outside with blood on his hands when officers arrived. The snake was euthanised.

The pathologist who conducted the autopsies told the court the cause of Connor's death was asphyxiation by neck strangulation. Noah's cause of death was traumatic asphyxia by constriction. Both boys had bite wounds and marks consistent with coiling around the chest and neck.

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