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Sade Olutola
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
$LAYYYTER
dirt enthusiast
shark vs the universe
we're not kids anymore.
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Stranger Things
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Mike Driver
JVL
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almost home
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@appropriate-abyss
HE LEETLE FEETSYS
very glad to see this post reduced everyone else mental capacity for communication as well
@elodieunderglass are you already on this??
He’s just a decimal, not even big enough to be a digit
@curriebelle the Struggle
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My fists have no biases
My right hand only knows how to do two things, PUNCH and BREAK
and your left?
Caress
eat with the right hand, wipe with the left
rb this next
rb this first
cashier: that’ll be $29.50 me:
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can I just find somewhere that I can truly speak into the void without having to hear anything back
12 + Working Class Hero
so at the Girls Inc. where i work we try not to use the words ‘cute’ or ‘adorable’ as descriptors of the girls (instead using words like ‘superstar’ or ‘strong’ or ‘great at [thing]’) because it’s part of the whole basic feminist framework anyway this guy i was orienting as a volunteer had been told that and he interacted with this five-year-old on his tour and said ‘omg you’re so adorable!’ to her and i nudged him and he cleared his throat and said ‘um i mean young lady you are one major fucking badass’ and then he choked and i was.
THIS IS RHE FUNNIEST SOUND THING IVE EVER HEARD ON THIS SITE IT MAJES ME LAUGH SO MUCH I LOVE IT IM SO HAPPY
Someone: How was your day
Me: ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
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Let's get this Bread
a theory
shaggy really bulked up..
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I don't really operate here anymore
BY A WHAT
THATS ALL THE BIG SCARIES IN ONE BUG TFFF JU
Give it a dime, apparently.
Had to go research this thing, and the answer to what to do if it stings you is scream.
from Wikipedia-
“One researcher described the pain as “…immediate, excruciating, unrelenting pain that simply shuts down one’s ability to do anything, except scream. Mental discipline simply does not work in these situations. In terms of scale, the wasp’s sting is rated near the top of the Schmidt sting pain index, second only to that of the bullet ant, and is described by Schmidt as “blinding, fierce [and] shockingly electric”.“
Soooooo…dissociate to escape or?
It’s laying eggs in you.
Let’s back up a second and fully appreciate that description.
The Schmidt sting pain index, a widely used classification system for the bites and stings of ants, bees and wasps, is literally the personal ranking system of a guy named Justin Schmidt, who goes around letting bugs sting him for science. Like, that’s this Thing as a scientist.
In one entry, he describes the sting of the common bee as “almost pleasant, [like] a lover just bit your earlobe a little too hard.”
In another, the sting of the yellowjacket is described as “hot and smoky, almost irreverent. Imagine W. C. Fields extinguishing a cigar on your tongue.“
So when the Schmidt sting pain index characterises the sting of the tarantula hawk as “blinding, fierce [and] shockingly electric”, well, now you know what your standard for comparison is!
this is fascinating but when do we kinkshame Justin Schmidt
Justin Schmidt is the epitome of masochism
