i love you and i like you

I LOVE CATCHING PEOPLE SMILING AT THEIR PHONES BECAUSE IS IT A CUTE TEXT?? IS IT PORN???? WHO KNOWS BUT I’M GLAD YOU’RE HAPPY FRIEND

IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU 

EXPLAIN

it is a lot more than just “feeling anxious “

can’t reblog enough. 

Why did we as a society collectively decide we have to be productive before 9 am we could have avoided this…. it didn’t have to be like this…..

i want "Elle Woods getting into Harvard Law" level determination

the princess diaries should be a musical

ugh, I got autocorrected. what I meant was “quick, do it before julie andrews ascends to a higher plane of existence and ceases to exist in a human form.”

I’m gonna get a tshirt with Stephen Sondheim’s face on it and then I’ll go outside and people will be like ‘who’s that?’ and I’ll say ‘I’m glad u asked’ and I’ll give them a three hour lecture on musicals and they’re just gonna have to deal with it

*dies suffocating while trying not to cough in public*

 glow in the light