Theapplewithteeth

not all ships are For wanting them to be in a happy healthy relationship together. sometimes shipping two characters means you want them to be erotically obsessed with each other and become entwined in a mutually toxic love affair for a few months and then horrifically break each other's hearts and never speak again. sometimes you want them to be codependent best friends with enough repression to explode a submarine who only make out/have sex when they're at their worst. sometimes you want them to pine after each other for years, never say anything, and then die. sometimes you want them to kill each other. this, too, is shipping

Would anyone read a lawlight fic where Light keeps a fake diary where he writes about being in love/obsessed with L to throw people(his dad and the rest of the task force mainly ) off while so he can investigate L… but the more he writes it, the more Light starts to believe it.

Also soft launching my Death Note hyperfixation

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

do you guys ever watch a show where two major characters have sooo much sexual tension and like a really fun dynamic then you go to ao3, expecting to find so many fics because the tension is just so obvious, how could anyone miss that? then theres like less than 100 and you're like oh...right...I forgot that you guys refuse to write about Black characters

Latin pisses me off

yall i swear to god if a bitch says her pronouns are she/her then her pronouns are she/her

my close friend from uni was a cis girl who had the audacity to wear pants and cut her hair short and like nobody at this school, a place OBSESSED with ‘respecting everyone’s gender identities,’ would call her ‘she.’ after MONTHS of this she started wearing a fucking pronoun pin to work and i dont even think that fixed it. me, im sorta androgynous; i have shaggy self-cut hair and go by a neutral name, but i always say my pronouns are she/her, and people ive worked with for months and have introduced myself in front of fifty times will STILL reflexively say ‘they’ for me. i respect the progressive circles i run in, but this IS evidence of misogyny. people’s definition of “woman” or “girl” is so narrow and high-maintenance that even the tiniest deviation from the norm gets you forcibly defeminized. but it’s a compliment, right? like who would wanna be a girl anyway?

replacing an inescapable gender binary with an equally-inescapable gender trinary is stupid 🩷