Pythonissam

can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light

Quoth the walrus, "Are you sure?"

wheres your whimsy. wheres your fucking whimsy

your honor who gives a fuck. like for real

these two months of 2024 have been five years respectively

no tags and 200 notes in 1 hr we are fucking going through it this year huh

Worst part of living with animals is the night time sloppy licking cleaning noises I'm sorry but I cannot sleep . Please fhcking stop please please olease

if tumblr explodes you can address a letter to my url and place it in any hollow log. to be clear i will not receive it. but it is an action you can take

reblog to cast level 5 spell: everyone who reads this gets a full night sleep

baby snoopy this, baby clifford that, baby gromit blah blah blah. what about baby kermit???????

nothing more sobering than realizing you'd been assuming a cover of a song was the original...like oh phew if the wrong person found out about that i couldve been killed