The secret title of walter mitty

my job sucks but at least I can draw girlvanna on the clock

Jay isn't trapped in a bird cage, he's stuck in orbit, constantly pulled back in by Matt's gravity, unable to be pulled free from the loop. So yeah, I watched the movie again after seeing the whole show and man it hits different

His face can do things I could never imagine

I finally cracked the code to drawing (at least a very cartoon version of) Matt. And also movie spoilers I guess, WATCH OUT.

The other night I had a dream that Matt and Jay were gonna be on snl to promo the movie and I was hired as their manager (babysitter?) and they were doing "rehearsals," but they were trying to come up with a song that sort of explained the plot of the movie and at one point Jay snuck off stage and came back and did a backflip, and so I told them that I believe I could do a backflip if I tried (which is something I truly do believe) and so they spent the rest of the dream trying to teach me how to do a backflip.

what’s up with these guys? Like honestly can anyone tell me what’s wrong with them because it might also be wrong with me

need him, not because he’s hot, but because he’s old and sad.

Something inside of me was certainly awake

screaming hooting and hollering, perhaps even girlishly kicking my feet and giggling whenever I see this man

(Used the text from this image!)

Do I genuinely think I could win taskmaster? No. But I think I would be reaaaaally close. Put me in coach--I'm built for stupid riddles rumplestiltskins got NOTHING on me

Let’s be real gang, who’s more likely to listen to Mitski, Jean or Scott?

Dude that would be so cool! You definitely have my permission, and I’d love to see a picture of it! Thank you for asking and also for liking it enough to get it tattooed, that is seriously so kind