The secret title of walter mitty

Okay so real question how do you recommend The Dirties to someone bc I always lose them effective immediately. Maybe I shouldn’t start out with “it’s a found footage style school shooter movie” but I don’t really know what else to say. Does it count as a buddy cop movie?

Yeah this is maybe the stupidest thing that I've made but I promised to both 1.) make it and 2.) post it, so now you have to deal with the aftermath PLEASE LISTEN WITH AUDIO ON

me when I fake the moon landing and then my bff dies as a consequence. Surely this can’t be happening!

does anyone understand what this is does this mean anything hello hello can you hear me

anyone else obsessed with this bit? Also sometimes it looks like Matt has no teeth, just a gummy baby mouth

cloth mother mabbl is this anything

yeah I got a whiteboard bc of ntb. They’re influencers, of a sort. Enjoy underboob matt

my job sucks but at least I can draw girlvanna on the clock

Jay isn't trapped in a bird cage, he's stuck in orbit, constantly pulled back in by Matt's gravity, unable to be pulled free from the loop. So yeah, I watched the movie again after seeing the whole show and man it hits different

His face can do things I could never imagine

I finally cracked the code to drawing (at least a very cartoon version of) Matt. And also movie spoilers I guess, WATCH OUT.

The other night I had a dream that Matt and Jay were gonna be on snl to promo the movie and I was hired as their manager (babysitter?) and they were doing "rehearsals," but they were trying to come up with a song that sort of explained the plot of the movie and at one point Jay snuck off stage and came back and did a backflip, and so I told them that I believe I could do a backflip if I tried (which is something I truly do believe) and so they spent the rest of the dream trying to teach me how to do a backflip.

what’s up with these guys? Like honestly can anyone tell me what’s wrong with them because it might also be wrong with me

need him, not because he’s hot, but because he’s old and sad.

Something inside of me was certainly awake

screaming hooting and hollering, perhaps even girlishly kicking my feet and giggling whenever I see this man