Appelscruff

Green heron (Butorides virescens)

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that

I MET A DOG EARLIER 3 MILES FROM HOME WHILE I WAS BIKING BY A FARM AND I STOPPED AND PET HIM AND NOW SEVEN HOURS LATER HE'S JUST WALKED INTO MY FRONT DOOR AND TOOK MY DIRTY UNDERWEAR OF THE FLOOR?????????

HOW DID HE FIND ME 😭😭😭😭

why is your front door open? i mean obviously there's a moderately sized fish [dog] to fry but, this is a good question I feel

it's a beautiful sunset on a seaside cliff

Look I don’t mean to judge but in a situation where your front door was open (i.e. anyone could just walk in), why were your pants on the floor?

typically if a stranger hikes a mountain to walk in my front door without asking i think the onus is on them to explain their business in my living room, not on me to explain my laundry

The reason they make you do group project at school is as a preventative measure against falling into conspiracy theories as an adult. The vast majority of the population can and will come out of the experience with a much better understanding of just how goddamn impossible it is to make multiple people do what they were supposed to do, everything they were supposed to do, and nothing but what they were supposed to do. You can't make five people do that, and yet billions of people are keeping this supposed machine rolling?

i think all the women through out history who were financially pushed into marriage and motherhood because they had no other options is sad and tragic too but socially something we will never be able to reckon with because we can’t come to terms with the fact some women don’t want to be mothers

we really are so condtioned to believe, deep down, all women want to be mothers (even if now we’re okay with women having careers too) like i really just think we should all question how news cycles about birth decline are aimed at us, when realistically there’s several reasons for it and one is absolutely women more and more are in positions where they don’t have be wives and mothers for economic reasons and you know what? that’s a good thing!

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

They need to invent a type of exercise that doesn't absolutely fucking suck to do.