A Who_la_hoop Double Feature!
Nearly four years ago, I released my first longfic with @etl-echo-audiobooks, one of my comfort re-reads, Tea and No Sympathy, by the inimitable @wholahoop. Even though I'd been recording audiobooks for many years by then, I didn't have my Drarry quite worked out like I do today.
So four years later, I bring you the remastered, re-recorded version, that somehow is a full hour longer??? Guess I've gotten slow in my old age.
And if that weren't enough, you're also getting a bonus @wholahoop as well, the hilarious Draco Malfoy: Toilet Supremo, originally written for one of my favorite fests, @hd-fan-fair. Altogether, that's over 10 hours of Drarry for your ears. And once you're done with that, there's over 180 other hours of Drarry in my works, as well as many other pairings and a few other fandoms.
Thank you to @wholahoop for having blanket permission since 2022 me would have been far too scared to ask permission to record this fic, no matter how much I love it. Thank you to everyone at @etl-echo-audiobooks who has supported me, beta'ed for me, edited out my yucky mouth noises, and put up with all my nonsense. And thank you to everyone who has listened, kudosed, and commented on my podfics - you all keep me going!
Without further ado, please enjoy ...
Tea and No Sympathy by @wholahoop (2026 version)
Rating: E
Length: 7.5 hours
Summary:
It's Potter's fault, of course, that Draco finds himself trapped in the same twenty-four-hour period, repeating itself over and over again. It's been nearly a year since the unpleasant business at Hogwarts, and Draco's getting on with his life quite nicely, thank you, until Harry sodding Potter steps in and ruins it all, just like always. At first, though, the time loop seems liberating. For the first time in his life, he can do anything, say anything, be anything, without consequence. But the more Draco repeats the day, the more he realises the uncomfortable truth: he's falling head over heels for the speccy git. And suddenly, the time loop feels like a trap. For how can he ever get Harry to love him back when time is, quite literally, against him?
Draco Malfoy: Toilet Supremo by @wholahoop
Rating: T
Length: 3 hours
Summary:
It must be a vision brought on by eating cheese sarnies too close to bedtime, Harry thinks. There's no way that Draco Malfoy can really be standing on his doorstep, calling himself a Toilet Supremo, and expecting Harry to buy not only this unlikeliest of scenarios, but also a new loo.
But no: Harry's eyes do not deceive him. Malfoy, Lord of Toilets, is really there. Which begs a very important question: what the hell is he up to, and what evil scheme is he about to unleash? Because there must be an evil scheme . . . mustn't there?
