Personal Shit Storm

DR. JACK ABBOTT!!!

And it is so serious too. I was rewatching The Pitt while I was on the stairmaster (yes, masochistic) and there was a moment where Abbott just stopped and LOOKED 👁️👁️ at Robby so intensely that I literally tripped and fell on my face. This is definitely gonna be another one that’s gonna make me claw my eyeballs out.

1) as an engineer I haven’t interacted with people outside my major in like 4 years

2) it sounded fun

And like??? It is??? Like I genuinely am having fun and it’s been really great learning Japanese from a native speaker but holy shit guys. Holy shit. What the hell is wrong with that language. It is so hard. It is so easy. It is so lawless. It is so full of laws.

Hiragana and katakana? No problem. Cake. In the bag.

Sentence structure? Odd, but fine when you start getting used to it.

“I am going through, uh, Sam’s new pages-“

“Clothes off, face down in the coffin. You can read them to me while I fuck you.”

I never have to admit this in real life, but I will always know that, deep in my heart, the reason I became a trekkie was because of Vulcan mating cycles and subsequent spirk fanfiction.