do not go to therapy. enough people went to grant us all herd immunity. we are all fine and we will all be fine God bless

50% of this collage is due to one man

the English Major in me loathes this but the word-play lover in me adores this

When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week

I actually have six parents and three moms total but they're all straight as far as I'm aware

Polyamorous parents or divorce?

Turbo divorce

What the heck is a turbo divorce?

It's when you end up with six parents

ancient sumerian little girl kicking her legs up in her bedroom imprinting images of gilgamesh and enkidu kissing on her cuneiform clay tablet and then taking it to her mom to bake and preserve it

it’s been said before but it’s worth saying again, men will go on r/aita and r/relationships and describe the most interesting, intelligent, talented, effervescent, loveliest sounding woman and explain in explicit detail how they are so unworthy of her time and energy by being the most boring cad on the planet, and it blows my mind every time. they’ll be like “my girlfriend expertly blacksmiths me chainmail and swords for my larping I refuse to invite her too, it’s so annoying, anyway how do I get her to stop wearing sweatpants” and I want to scream. this angel, this goddess, this queen among women, how did you find her and how to you entrance her, you walking skid mark

I have never wanted an imaginary thing more than this.

Every time I come across this post the last sentence smacks me in the face