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How did it get up there

It’s difficult to tell - typically light fixtures are installed using some combination of screws and brackets to affix them to the wall, but in this case the actual point of connection is obscured by a cat.

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

no offense but I’ve been learning how to have fun in dumb circumstances

I was showering during the storm tonight and the light started flickering violently so I peeked out from the curtain and looked at my cat sitting on the counter and said to her “mrs obama it’s been an honor” and then the power went out

rat bastard is such a funny insult

something about it is so weirdly hard hitting. you rat bastard. if someone called me that i’d be more offended than if they called me a motherfucker

rat bastard is such a funny insult

something about it is so weirdly hard hitting. you rat bastard. if someone called me that i’d be more offended than if they called me a motherfucker

I love uninstalling shit. Get out of my computer.

i also love using task manager to kill things! Cease this

“forgive and forget” wrong, eldrich blast

10000 YEAR OLD ROCK ART OF GIRAFFES FOUND IN LIBYA LET'S GO

What if you went grocery shopping and the produce section was just missing?