I like anything fast enough to do something stupid

@beesplaybanjos

one of my coworkers said something like this and it made me think about married culture in the US. his wife had been out of town for the week and he was really excited to go home and see her and we asked if they were doing something special, and he was like “No??? I just missed my best friend.”

the comment above is the cutest thing in the world

Social Anxiety will make you do weird things, such as holding onto an apple core for 45 minutes during a meeting because you’re too anxious to go to the trash can that’s 10 feet away

and stare at the glasses of water dying of thirst because no one has taken one

[person offscreen] oh no! [beardy person] ohh noo! [person crashing through wall] oHH YEEAAH!

This is a good and wholesome carpenter’s meme.

*slams desk* THIS IS THE KIND IF CONTENT THE UNIVERSE NEEDS MORE OF, DAMNIT!

@kilifilithorinandco

“mew!” *grunt of agreement* “mew!” *grunt of agreement* *kitten climbs on top of man’s head* “mew!” *grunt of agreement*

The kind of quality content I need on my dash :D

Hehehe kitty kitty

So soft and cute and good :D

I DO THIS SO HARDCORE