remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

she res on my urrection till i come. (back. (from the dead))

u cannot unfollow me in any way that matters

ill have my people reblog it to your people

First rule of reincarnation is to have insane sex with the guy who killed you last time

everyone line up i've got one bottle of testosterone gel and there's 17,000 of you i'm about to pull a move not seen since jesus did the bread and fish glitch 2000 years ago

dude you gotta be less blindly devoted to your sworn lord you’re gonna totally fall in love with him acting like that

this isn’t a “blog” we are having tea together. do you take sugar

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.